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Joke of the Day
"I didn't think my doctor could fix my bowed legs. I stand corrected."
Next Joke
"When I move, I don't pack my belongings. Because I live my life outside of the box."
"I was playing guitar then my 2 year old took my guitar pick and dropped it somewhere. ""Where is my pick,"" I said. He replied ""Oink Oink! "" I repeated the question but got the same answer every time."
"What is the wettest animal in the world? A Rain Deer."
"Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital? In the ICU."
"TIL Lewis Black is still alive."
"A werewolf is chasing you and you are going to die but he's wearing TOMS and you can't stop laughing."
"Did you hear about the guy who OD'ed on homeopathic medicine? He had forgotten to take them."
"If one door closes and another door opens, then probably your in a jail."
"Little John discovered his testicles while taking a shower and asked his mother. Johny:""Mom! Are these my brains?"" Mother:"" Not yet Johny"""