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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being."

"Gluten Margarine, Reddit! That's Food-German for ""good morning""."

"Why don't you transport onions by boat? You don' want your boat to be full of leeks."

"Why did the chicken kill himself? To get to the other side."

"Girls say I'm an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours in a row."

"What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."

"What do you call pickled bread? Dill-dough"

"Policeman: What do you think you're doing parking your car there? Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says ""Safety Zone."""

"Two bananas are sitting on a river bank.. A turd comes floating by. The turd says "" come on in guys, the waters great!"" The one banana looks at the other banana and says ""you believe that shit!"""

"If our children don't learn cursive, how will they ever be able to read those inspirational tattoos people put on their ribs?"