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Joke of the Day

"Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs? because they are very touching"

"I got screwed by a man in a wig yesterday... He was judging me the whole time."

"I'm sick of all these holocaust jokes. My Grandfather died in a concentration camp. Dumb bastard fell off the guard tower."

"Muslim women should be our allies... Because they will never suck a cops dick."

"ME: [sees old friend with new wife] Hey congrats on the wedding! Where did you marry? HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her?"

"I bought a clock, and then the big hand broke off it... I didn't want to throw it away, so I just added ""ish"" to every number."

"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass. The doctor described his condition as stable."

"Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia? Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)"

"Welcome to Plastic Surgery Patient Anonymous! I see a lot of new faces here and frankly, I'm disappointed."

"If you think politicians are the best at 'spin'... you should listen more at funerals."