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Joke of the Day

"Thanks for the Christmas card featuring the ultrasound photo. Here's one of my family gathered around an MRI of my knee."

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"What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter? Nata-LEE-HEE!"
"What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled? Slow dance."
"You mama's so skinny ....she can hang glide with a dorito!"
"""Ok. Breathe. Retrace your steps. You went to the beach, carried that dude, stopped for Quizno's, got your hair cut..."" -God loses his keys"
"Now I know why girls call me handsome If a threesome is with three, and a twosome is with two, now I know why they call me handsome :)"
"who found America? :D Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
"""There's a guy that jumped off the Pont Neuf!"" He must be in Seine."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None They expect someone to do it for them."
"Dark humor is like kids with cancer... Never gets old"
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