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Joke of the Day

"Thanks for the Christmas card featuring the ultrasound photo. Here's one of my family gathered around an MRI of my knee."

"Good women are found in every corner of the earth. Unfortunately earth is round."

"Who decided to call it a proctologist and not an analyst?"

"What are the most racist jokes you know? There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs."

"Knock knock Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave breaking down into an emotional wreck and mess of tears at the realisation that the Alzheimer's has finally taken hold."

"I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift.. But I couldn't find a manual."

"They say 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile Not me I live next to 2 smoking hot 8 year olds"

"[Mon] Boss: Let's talk about your clothes Adam: But it's my best leaf B: You need officewear A: Understood [Tues] B: Is that a sticky note?"

"I got jury duty next week My duty is to convince the jury that I didn't do it."

"My favorite joke when I was a kid ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Interrupting cow."" ""Interrupting co..."" ""MOOOOO!"""