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Joke of the Day
"I checked the thermometer outside. The temperature read ""Fcuk this sh1t! Stay in the house!"""
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"My wife ran away with my best friend. I haven't met him yet."
"Man boobs, man perm, man purse. If you have to identify something by saying the gender, it probably shouldn't exist. Sorry if this is a bad joke I just got bored watching the WNBA."
"I don't trust this 'would you like cash back' bullshit. I'm trying to give you my money, but you're also trying to give me my money? Weird."
"""Where does it hurt?"" the doctor asked. ""Right Ear"" replied the Englishman, pointing to his broken ankle."
"What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd? Masterchief"
"Why is it so hard to help deaf people? Because they never listen."
"What did the vampire lizard say to his next victim? Iguana suck your blood!"
"hey pregnant lady slowly crossing the street on a green light it's a baby not a forcefield"
"How does a cow quickly do math? With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)"