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Joke of the Day
"Why are men are like public toilets? The good ones are taken, the rest are full of shit."
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"What's the name of the yoga pose where you're hunched over your kitchen sink shoving handfuls of cereal into your mouth?"
"Writing is a great career when people like hearing what you have to say but don't want to look at you."
"Portland is on fire and the nearest Trump voter is 300 miles away. Democrats have a terrible ground game."
"I live like a king of medieval time. I eat three meals a day, each meal may have meat and spices. I work sitting down."
"The Black Eyed Peas are to music what actual black-eyed peas are to music."
"Q: What's green and walks through walls? A: Casper the Friendly Pickle."
"What comes between fear and sex? Funf!"
"What part of a hospital does an abortion patient avoid? The right wing"
"Batman walks into a Wayne Enterprise meeting and starts talking stocks. He realises he forgot to change. He drops a gas pellet and runs out."