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Joke of the Day
"I figured out Inception, guys. The whole thing was really a movie."
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"What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing... they fast."
"I'm about to watch 'Funny or Die' on HBO. Wow. Now I'm nervous.. I hope I laugh.."
"In the beginning, people laughed at my penguin army. No one's laughing now. I'm receiving treatment and everyone's been really supportive."
"My favorite Christmas joke: Why do Mexicans have tamale making parties on Christmas Eve? So the kids have something to unwrap on Christmas morning."
"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey..... But then I turned myself around."
"Life is a joke.. and death is the punch line."
"Q: What's green and walks through walls? A: Casper the Friendly Pickle."
"Did you hear about the Stormtrooper who became a kamikaze pilot? He survived 99 missions."
"Hey yoda... Are we in the right way? -Off course we are. -All right. KEEP GOING IN THIS WAY."