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Joke of the Day

"I backed a horse at 10/1 yesterday... It came in at quarter past 4."

"How do you know that ET is a Donald Trump supporter? Because he looks like one."

"Once there was a guy reading r/jokes... He decided to click on a joke that was new and didnt have any points."

"Knock knock...... Who's there? One Two. One Two Who? THAT'S ONE TO MANY QUESTIONS OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR"

"The best part of being single is being able to sleep around... You get to sleep all over your bed. Left, right, diagonal, or in the middle."

"If I had a dime for every nickel I had I would have three cents"

"I threw a boomerang yesterday and it didn't come back. How long do you reckon before it's safe to turn around?"

"A SQL Query Glides Into A Bar, In The Corner Of Said Bar Were Two Tables. SQL Query Glides Over To Said Tables and asks, May I Join You."

"Why do black people have white hands? There's a little good in everybody."

"I am the worst writer in the world until I finish writing, at which point I immediately become a goddamn genius. This is relatable content."