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Joke of the Day

"Why is Diego's slogan ""Go Diego Go"" It was the last thing his mother said before she got shot by the border patrol"

"A black woman called Betty came into my restaurant the other day... She asked, ""Is there any chicken on the menu?"" I replied, ""No black Betty, it's ham or lamb"""

"Did you hear about the jewish guy? Did you hear about the jewish guy that walked into a wall with a boner? He broke his nose."

"What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France? Condom-Mints"

"Yo mama so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up"

"On a scale of 3 to orange, How octupus is your jam sandwitch?"

"Two flies are arguing on a toilet seat when... One gets pissed off! (sorry!)"

"What is the United States doing to fight pedophiles? Child Obesity."

"My friend just told me he's opening up an underground water storage facility. Oh, three of them, actually. Well, well, well..."

"""I see"" said the blind man pissing into the wind... ""It's all coming back to me now."""