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Joke of the Day
"Two flies are arguing on a toilet seat when... One gets pissed off! (sorry!)"
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"People who say ""I hate to bother you"" need to learn to hate it a little bit more."
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"Ego and Super-Ego walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'm going to need to see some Id."""
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off."
"The bartender fainted."
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"What do you call a cold puppy? A chili dog."
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