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Joke of the Day
"What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France? Condom-Mints"
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"they played Twist,so I twisted. they played Jump, so I jumped. they played Come on Eileen ... and I was banned for life"
"I can totally keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't."
"What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common? They all died Jung."
"I've heard making the perfect salad can be pretty difficult... Not exactly **rocket** science though, is it?"
"If threesome is sex with three people...... .....and a twosome sex with two people, I guess I know why I'm always called handsome. (Btw, is this a repost? I hope to god not.)"
"1.Why did Sara fall off the swing?? 2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there? NOT SARA!!"
"I don't know what my shoes are laced with But I'm tripping balls"
"When I was a younger man girls used to ""check me out"". Now women just ""keep an eye on me"""
"I love people who IM me to tell me that they left a voice message to say that they sent me an email"