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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up"
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"A blonde goes into a bank... ...to withdraw some money. The clerk asks her: ""Could you please indentify yourself?"" The blonde pulls out a mirror from her bag, looks into it and says: ""Yes, it is me."""
"What's the difference between your mom and my mom? Your mom still sucks my dad's dick"
"Racecar spelt backwards is racecar But racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died"
"I've started dating Little Red Riding Hood's gran. She's an animal in bed."
"I was at a Chinese restaurant... when I realized that a duckling is a small duck. So I decided to cancel my order of steamed dumplings."
"Why doesn't anyone put the whole football on their mouth like a pelican and pretend they don't have it"
"psychology joke How many psycho analyists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, provided the light bulb is ready to change."
"I'd like to... I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also can you tell me how to throw the old one away?"
"I just met a guy addicted to brake fluid. However, he was adamant that he could stop anytime."