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Joke of the Day

"A black woman called Betty came into my restaurant the other day... She asked, ""Is there any chicken on the menu?"" I replied, ""No black Betty, it's ham or lamb"""

"I'm so out of it I just asked my dog to hand me something. To be fair, he gave me the same blank stare my kids would have."

"Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)? They can't defend towers."

"I cant share a coke with my native american friend. You try finding a label that says ""little feather"""

"What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common? Failure to pull out in time"

"what is the difference between mosquito and prostitute? One sucks free of cost while the other is paid for sucking"

"A girl asked me if I would like to see her pussy... ...and then she showed me her cat!"

"I swear some people were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural."

"I like my women how I like my coffee I don't like coffee."

"Saw a guy smoking while pumping gas & at first glance thought 'wow that's not safe' & at second glance thought 'wow that guy's on fire'"