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Joke of the Day
"On a scale of 3 to orange, How octupus is your jam sandwitch?"
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"What's the difference between apple juice and apple cider? Your sister doesn't care if you cum in juice but she won't let you cum in cider."
"The Church of England rejected female bishops. How can women's rights expect to move forward if they're not even allowed to move diagonally?"
"Whats the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom? A pick pocket snatches watches."
"Where does a bee put its stinger? In its honey"
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"Condescending Joke You"
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair!"
"How do you get a fat lady in a car? Piece of cake."
"My neighbour is in the Guinness book of world records. He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone's throw away, in fact."