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Joke of the Day

"What's a nice guy's fave drink? M'mosa"

"What's al Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets."

"Steve Buscemi is the only reported case of the saying ""If you keep making that face, it's going to get stuck that way"" being true."

"How do cows move in groups? Si-MOO-taniously"

"Hey baby, can I take your derivative.... So I can lay tangent to those curves."

"When a cashier asks me if I found everything I was looking for, I take their hand, look deeply into their eyes and say, ""I have now."""

"I heard Israel is planning another false flag attack... The Mossad is going to nuke Gaza and blame it on the IDF."

"What's hairy and has five fingers? A thalidomide's armpit"

"My father thinks himself an expert at cutting through busy sidewalks. I consider his ability rather pedestrian."

"Why is Michael J. Fox better than a vibrator? You never have to buy batteries."