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Joke of the Day
"How do cows move in groups? Si-MOO-taniously"
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"Watching tv with 4 and now he knows the word crescent. All I learned as a kid was how hard to hit a cat with a frying pan without killing it"
"What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Don't asp me !"
"What has ten letters and starts with gas? ""flatulence"""
"A neutron walks into a bar and asks: ""How much for a beer?"" The bartender replies: ""For you? No charge."""
"Gross. Now I can't eat salmonilla without thinking about eggs."
"Q: Who's the funniest girl you know? A: Lola."
"What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !"
"there's two types of people inthe world: cops who are a week from retirement and robbers who want to go straight but have to do one last job"
"Lincoln and Twilight opening the same weekend? Once again, Abe gets killed in a theater, and he's already fought vampires once this year."