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Joke of the Day

"When a cashier asks me if I found everything I was looking for, I take their hand, look deeply into their eyes and say, ""I have now."""

"I need to stop lying about things I don't own. *Sent from my iPhone 17.*"

"The new football stadium can hold more than 66,000 fans... Sounds pretty cold and windy to me."

"So, they recently discovered a recording of Michael Jackson covering Bob Marley It was titled ""One Glove"""

"What's the difference between a homeless wanker and a pimp? One's a broke stroker and the other is a stroke broker."

"You're fat. Fatty."

"What does a Jewish pedophile say to a child? Do you want to buy a candy?"

"Me: hey girl r u an earthquake Her: aw bc I rock ur world? Me: no bc your unpredictability threatens the entire foundation of my existence"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent."

"Tarzan walk into his wife making dolma.. He then shouts: How many times I told you not to touch my underwear?!?!"