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Joke of the Day
"What's hairy and has five fingers? A thalidomide's armpit"
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"You are being approached by a lawyer, a lion and a gang member. You are armed with a gun and two bullets. What do you do? Shoot the lawyer. Twice."
"Just made jerk off motions at a group of construction guys. They just stood there staring at each other like ""now what?""...all talk eh boys?"
"So I was going to blame my pet ostrich for a crime i committed But my lawyer advised that it wouldn't fly in court."
"I ate a banana so big that my Facebook relationship status automatically changed from ""Married"" to ""It's Complicated."""
"Been having a problem with diarrhea & its unbearable The doc said lemons will help I said I know but as soon as I take 1 out it starts again"
"I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together Riveting"
"Why did Trump call for a ban on all llamas entering the US? because he isllamaphobic"
"I hate it when somebody always comments on my status but never likes them."
"A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar... Or a hospital.... Or possibly a church."