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Joke of the Day

"I hate brushing my teeth at night. It signifies I can't have any more food and I'm never ready for that kind of commitment."

"If ISIS is destroyed... ... Will they be known as WASWAS?"

"First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil."

"I bet firemen ""super-bidet"" each other when they're bored."

"Stupidity is dangerous, and thanks to social media we have managed to weaponize it."

"[1st day in heaven] God: Welcome! Have a taco and a shot of tequila. Do you like music? Me: Yeah. G: How about a little, *giggles* Nirvana?"

"My last relationship was so bad, it featured Pitbull."

"Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y's)"

"Sad iPad Why was the iPad sad? Someone took a bite out of its Apple."

"How does a 49er fan change a light bulb? He doesn't he just talks about how great it use to be"