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Joke of the Day
"I bet firemen ""super-bidet"" each other when they're bored."
Next Joke
"You can't choose your family but you can choose a hitman."
"Some people said my dog was too scared to shit itself... Then I replied ""That's why I have to beat them."""
"My wife is driving me to drink. I hope she remembers to pick me up when I'm done."
"*Prosecution points to badger*: Objection! This animal has no place in court! Defense: Your honor, the badger is prosecuting the witness"
"Mathematicians have found a new, advanced strand of Ebola... called Hyper-bola I'm sorry :("
"I feel like landlords who don't allow dogs but DO allow children don't know very much about children."
"I have a step ladder I never met my real ladder."
"I'll never forget my grandpa's final words, ""stop shaking the ladder you cunt."""
"Here at Smith Blarney cremation service we make money the old-fashioned way We urn it."