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Joke of the Day
"I bet firemen ""super-bidet"" each other when they're bored."
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"I went to the 50 Shades of Grey midnight premier earlier tonight Just sucks I couldn't hear the movie over all those goddamn bees in the theater"
"I've started a new religion based on the consumption of high-percentage alcohol. Its only downside is that I now miss a lot of work due to hangovers It's called absinthe-theism."
"My pup has now chewed up 4 welcome mats and I'm beginning to think she's more antisocial than I am."
"Why are the Greeks so in debt? They demand credit for everything"
"Which is the longest toilet in the world? Indian Railways"
"I can't remember what age I am? Last time I checked I was 15, and that was 10 years ago!"
"My wife thinks I'm cheating on her with our babysitter... I think she's just bitter because she's never been able to have kids..."
"This is where I draw the line! ________________________________________________________"
"My 4 year old is a comedian and loves jokes.. this is her favorite one... Why did the banana go to the hospital? Because he wasn't peeling very well."