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Joke of the Day

"How does a 49er fan change a light bulb? He doesn't he just talks about how great it use to be"

"I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!"

"If there was a black character in Clue, the game would be called Solved."

"Every time someone tells you they are a vegan an angel eats a dog."

"What happened when the communists took over the airport? The planes kept Stalin."

"My Girlfriend told me she had an STD Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship now."

"What do i have in common with neutrino's we're both constantly penetrating your mom."

"What's the square root of optimus prime? I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye."

"I made half a cup of tea the other day... It was so nice I had two."