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Joke of the Day
"What's the most common sleeping position of a man? Around. "
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"What do you call gay paraplegics? Fruits and vegetables!"
"Dear Neighbours, ""She's coming"" isn't a great warning to give when I walk by and you stop talking."
"Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school? Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself."
"I told the waitress my coffee tasted like mud... ""It should. It was fresh ground this morning"""
"Don't hate the PLAYA... hate the Spanish word for beach."
"A guy goes to the doctor and is given a prescription. ""Do I take this with anything?"" ""Yeah, your face."""
"I just had the thought ""pfft. Your father can't die before you are born,"" and I believed it for a full minute. Because I'm smert."
"What's the best way to become a Russian leader? Stop Stalin! Just Putin the effort and start Lenin it happen!"
"They're making a movie about a Kamikaze pilot who wants to assassinate a Catholic Priest It's called ""Aryan vs Predator"""