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Joke of the Day
"What type of meat do catholic priests eat on Friday? Nun."
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"A new study of dolphins was recently performed... The study showed that within a few weeks in captivity, they were able to teach humans to stand at the edge of their pool and throw fish at them."
"What do you call a writer who feels like they've been born in the wrong body Transcribe"
"Q: How did the ghost patch his sheet? A: With a pumpkin patch."
"I have a phobia of over engineered buildings... It's a complex complex complex."
"Ironically, I only know of one person with the name Common."
"Porsche did 911"
"You hear about the newswoman with one boob? She kept abreast of the current issues. (go easy...just made this up)"
"A Janitor starts up his car. ""Broom broom"""
"I have got the best business idea of 2013, I am going to start Facebook rehab centers throughout country."