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Joke of the Day

"Now remember kids; if a stranger offers you drugs say thank you because drugs are expensive ;)"

"I don't like nosey peppers they get Jalapeno buisness"

"Whats a black persons favorite dance move the whip"

"Q: What's an educated hole in the wall? A: A wisecrack."

"I hate when my in-laws come. It's such a bitch to clean."

"Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny."

"GYM Man: ""Can you spot me?"" Me: ""Sure"" Man: *Throwing down towel* ""Invisibility cloak my ass"""

"Feminists: Look on the bright side... There will be more women in the White House than ever!"

"Patient ""Doctor, I've broken my arm in several places"" Doctor ""Well don't go to those places."""

"Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College? Psi Phi."