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Joke of the Day

"What is one item which has never been affected by inflation? Deer's Balls There are always under a buck"

"it's never okay to hit a woman ! wipe her make up and fight her man to man"

"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"Pro Tip: Do not let your kids push that red button in the elevator. The fire department will NOT think its adorable."

"Hi, I'd like a salamus sandwich, please. ""You mean salami?"" No, just a single salamus. ""People who make Latin jokes are a bunch of ani."""

"*armadillo comes rolling back in the ball return* ""Wait.. if you're here, then..."" *cut to wife sobbing at bowling ball* ""UNCURL, FREDRICK!"""

"What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common? They're both ash-holes."

"What's the best part of having sex with twenty seven year olds? There are twenty of them."

"Why did the Jew prefer to sleep in the dark? Because the lights in his house were contolled by a switch"

"What did the girl say when her boyfriend asked her to rate the size of his penis? Urinate (heh just made this one up)"