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Joke of the Day

"What is one item which has never been affected by inflation? Deer's Balls There are always under a buck"

"Son: Dad, am I adopted? Not yet. We still haven't found anyone who wants you."

"My dog asked what it was like to be human, so I told him that talking was a good start."

"I would tell you a pedophile joke, but it has some minor issues."

"Oh so everyone praises the movie 'Her' but when I loved my Sims everyone was like ""we're worried"" & ""you've been playing 72 hours straight"""

"Can you do smth funny with this pic ?? http://s27.postimg.org/8inkoc6xv/S6300633.jpg"

"JOB OPPORTUNITY: Riot police officers needed. Interviews are being held tomorrow. Come early.... ....beat the crowd."

"People say cannibals are disgusting human beings But this one tastes pretty good"

"Netflix documentaries convinced me I should be vegan. So I did what any American would do. I bought some bacon and canceled Netflix."

"She was only an undertaker's daughter ... ... but she knew how to handle a stiff"