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Joke of the Day
"What do your girlfriends personality and breasts have in common? They're both flat."
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"A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand... and says ""Make me one with everything."""
"What does a man with a 10 inch dick eat for breakfast? Well today I had bacon, fried eggs, toast, and milk."
"I want a matronly African American to say, ""Child, please"" when I'm being silly."
"I was eating at an Indian restaurant when a homeless man came in and asked the girl behind the counter if they had any food he could have. She told him there was Naan."
"why do feminists have two more brain cells than a cow? so when you play with their tits they don't shit on the floor."
"Wintertime It's winter again. That time of year when the poor are making tough choices between food, heating, or getting that massive new tattoo."
"How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? You pay for the pizza."
"Two flies are sitting on a piece of shit One fly cuts a fart, and the other fly goes, ""Hey, I'm eating here!"""
"My friend David recently lost his ID. Now we just call him dav."