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Joke of the Day

"Wintertime It's winter again. That time of year when the poor are making tough choices between food, heating, or getting that massive new tattoo."

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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Al ! Al who ? Al lied !"
"KNOCK KNOCK Who's there? JESUS Jesus who? EXACTLY"
"[Justice League HQ] Batman: Hahaha *changes his HBO GO password and doesn't give the new one to The Flash*"
"A cop that contemplates his existence: Philofficer"
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"Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad? Are you kidding? She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like?"