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Joke of the Day

"What does a man with a 10 inch dick eat for breakfast? Well today I had bacon, fried eggs, toast, and milk."

"What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop."

"the american journal of medicine says diarrhea is hereditary. .. ...it runs in the jeans."

"My roommate just told me he tried to walk to Russia from Alaska. He pulled up short because he couldn't get his Bering Strait."

"Lenins If life hands you Lenins, start a socialist revolution."

"There's two fish in a tank, and one says ""How do you drive this thing?"""

"The citizens of Twin Peaks became furious when they learned who killed Laura Palmer. They soon began to behave like a lynch mob."

"Kayne West says he's gonna be the next Nelson Mandela. Your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. Take a seat, son. Merica."

"I can't believe how different life was before *googles* Al Gore invented the Internet"

"If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say,""Help, they've turned me into a parrot"", you are wasting everybody's time."