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Joke of the Day

"Two flies are sitting on a piece of shit One fly cuts a fart, and the other fly goes, ""Hey, I'm eating here!"""

"If they somehow magically ever discover another part of the reproductive system, they should name it after Prince"

"What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo? A buffaloaf."

"All it takes is a ""food dreadful, service poor"" Yelp review to get your mother-in-law to stop inviting you to Sunday dinner."

"My boyfriend and I are Cherokee Indians. He stood me up at our favorite restaurant last night... But it's OK. I don't think we could have stayed anyway, we didn't have a reservation."

"I love telling jokes... But I always punch up the fuck line. Shit!"

"what was was the last thing that went through the fly's mind when he hit the windshield? His butt"

"Ben Franklin ties a key to a kite, and he's a hero. I duct tape a kitten to a stop sign, and I'm an asshole? Really, History?"

"FUN PRANK: Bump into Kanye in public, pretend you don't recognize him, and say ""EXCUSE ME ORDINARY CITIZEN"" Then watch how mad he gets."

"Give a dog a bone and he'll be like, ""Oh wow, I love these, thanks"" Teach a dog to bone and he'll be like, ""dude, I got this"""