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Joke of the Day
"My wife is like a desert wind She rarely blows, but when she does it's dry."
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"Want to avoid making excuses when people ask you to hang out? Always say no when someone asks ""wanna hear something amazing?"""
"A thief broke into my house, looking for money I got up and did the same thing."
"What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation? Sue."
"In Heaven Me: I can't believe how much stuff the Bible got wrong Gid: You idiots couldn't even get my Giddamn name right"
"Sadly, the man who invented the raffle has passed away. R.I.P Tom Bola"
"My late wife was abducted by a troupe of travelling Mime artists. The police informed me, they did... Unspeakable things to her."
"Did you hear about the gay magician? He disappeared with a poof."
"So I just got a new FitBit. Everytime I take the stairs instead of the elevator, I tell myself ""For the watch!"""
"A woman goes shopping and she buys one tomato, one steak, one yogurt, and a small bottle of soda. The cashier asks her : ""you're single, aren't you?"" Yes, how did you guess? Because you're ugly."