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Joke of the Day
"Three midgets walk into a bar.. sorry I have hit my lowest with this one."
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"robber 1: *puts ski mask on head* you grab the money while i kiss all the bankers robber 2: huh? robber 1: uh i meant kill *hides lipstick*"
"What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison."
"Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night? Because she's a cover thief."
"What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside."
"My son woke me last night and said ""There's another daddy in the house!"" I don't think he understands how gay marriage works."
"Don't die a virgin. Well it's not like you get to choose."
"Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet? Click Whittington"
"What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer? Grade eh?"
"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates? Because he's married."