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Joke of the Day
"Don't die a virgin. Well it's not like you get to choose."
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"No thanks hot air balloons. I prefer to fly in 75 ton metal tubes as God and the Wright brothers intended."
"A true American cares about the red, white and blue Cause fuck the blacks"
"My girlfriend accused me of cheating First it was my wife and now her..."
"My random thoughts Hmm I usually don't laugh out loud. But I have tried multiple times to laugh my fucking ass off. But it never falls off! :("
"So I finally got around to watching the Twin Tower attacks. 9/11 would watch again."
"How do moms in west Virginia know their daughter started her period? Her son's dick tasted like blood."
"Don't make fun of a fat person with a lisp... ...they're probably thick and tired of it."
"What I bring to a relationship is pretty much the same stuff you can pick up at any hardware store."
"If a waffle is a pancake with abs. Then is a sauage a peice of bacon with a dick? (NAF"