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Joke of the Day

"Why do abusive clowns make good comedians? They just hit you funny."

"- Grandpa, you still have sex with grandma? - Yes, but oral, only. - What do you mean, only oral? - I say ""Fuck you!"" and she says - ""Fuck you, too!"""

"I read a story by a pregnant woman on reddit She was having trouble with her pregnancy, and she said she would post an update after it was over. OP delivered."

"What did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash? ***OINKMENT!*** > (This exchange that I found on /r/tumblr makes this joke even funnier to me: > http://i.imgur.com/EzT0Bkd.jpg)"

"How was 9/11 an inside job? If the planes came from the outside."

"Sex! Of course you don't get it."

"#1 Joke Voted by Australia My life"

"A man got a car for his wife Now, thats what you call a good trade."

"I overheard a dad at Starbucks tell a kid not to tell Mom he got a cake pop for breakfast, so I guess I'm part of their web of lies now too."

"I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagin_asian_"