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Joke of the Day
"Thanks, student loans, for getting me through school I don't think I could ever repay you"
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"I just saw my balls on The Simpsons. Itchy and Scratchy."
"What does 90 year old pussy taste like? .....Depends."
"Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10? Because windows 7 8 9"
"Why can't you tell jokes to a Nympho? Because they'll take them too hard."
"I like to paint pictures of WW2 bombers onto the sides of beautiful women."
"I bought a second hand deck of cards from a casino in Las Vegas, but after 4 weeks they hadn't arrived. When I asked for an update, they said they were still dealing with my order"
"The mathematician worked from home, Because he only functioned in his domain."
"The difference between an epileptic oyster sucker and a hooker with diarrhea? one shucks between fits."
"The best part of being old for the holidays? Nobody bats an eye when you 'randomly fall asleep' in the middle of a conversation."