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Joke of the Day

"We'd have serious problems if Peter Jackson ever became president. He'd look at World Wars I and II and see them as an unfinished trilogy."

"Do we still not know who let the dogs out?"

"How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow?"

"1. Pour milk on floor. 2. Ask which kid did it. 3. Send them to their rooms when they don't admit it. 4. Enjoy peaceful evening."

"Started a new religion Doesn't matter, had sects."

"What do you call baby ents that are going to war? The infantree."

"My sister told me not to post a joke about the WTC. I asked, What Trade Center?"

"Always remember that the key to a happy marriage is to use those three magic words. You're right dear."

"first date on the first date with girls we play jenga, show her my pull out game is strong."

"What do you call a sleeping pizza? A pizzza"