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Joke of the Day
"They're really just ""Grammer Nazis"" But the media keeps calling them ""Alt-Write"""
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"Everyone thinks the same thing when buying Drano. What a waste of money! That's $5 down the drain... ( )"
"That awkward moment when someone isn't texting you back and then you see them update their status from mobile."
"My father once told me, ""Son, you're not an African't American, You're an African American't."" Just kidding. I'm black. I don't have a father."
"If A Book Store Never Runs Out Of A Certain Book, Dose That Mean That Nobody Reads It, Or Everybody Reads It"
"Why did the hipster drown? Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )"
"Do you want a bag? A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. ""Do you want a bag?"" the cashier asks. ""No,"" the guy says, ""she's not that ugly."""
"It's crazy how tornadoes know which states don't matter to us."
"Teacher: Can you count to 10? Fred: Yes teacher-one two three four five six seven eight nine ten. Teacher: Now go on from there. Fred: Jack Queen King."
"Daaaaamn girl! You're like a fire alarm! Really loud and annoying!"