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Joke of the Day

"Q: What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets? A: The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off."

"I used to have a student who suffered from suicidal thoughts but now I don't."

"After a long search, I finally found the French cologne I was looking for... It was hiding behind the American cologne"

"No one looks more suspicious than everyone else at a gas station."

"Don't confuse a Morning Person with a Middle Aged Bladder Person."

"Stop Flaming Faggots! A Non profit dedicated to informing the public about the fire dangers of bundled sticks and stacked firewood."

"What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane? Hi Jack!"

"so apparently there is no such thing as a valentine santa and i'm not sure whose lap i just sat on at the mall."

"My girlfriend made me watch a movie with her about how women struggled during their menstrual cycles in the 18th century. It was a period piece"

"And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. And then he made it round and laughed and laughed and laughed"