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Joke of the Day

"T is for mugs"

"Let's turn this Pizza Hut into a pizza home."

"The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana."

"I tried planting some seeds on myself... I wasn't into it at first, but now it's growing on me."

"What's the difference between a Brit and an American? The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking."

"What's the opposite of wake up sex? Necrophilia."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 shot up a school"

"[2 months into relationship] HER: you've changed ME: [proudly] showered, too"

"What do princess Diana and pink Floyd have in common? their biggest hits were both the wall"

"My friend has a butler who had his left arm cut off... ...serves him right!"