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Joke of the Day
"Who was Mobutu's father? Mobu One"
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"I wonder how many lightbulbs it takes to change a baby."
"Why did the police officer smell? Because he was on duty."
"With how fat America is.... With how fat America is, I'm surprised their currency isn't in pounds."
"Never let your friends feel lonely! disturb them at all times!"
"Wait you misunderstood. When I called you ""doll face,"" I was referring to Chucky."
"H: I think we should see other people. Me: Do I have to? I don't even really want to see you."
"If you hold the door open for me when I'm more than ten feet away, you aren't doing me a favor. You're making me exercise."
"A man fell in a pit in the grocery store He was there to buy (w)hole milk."
"Using the phrase ""what doesn't kill you makes you stronger,"" only shows that you're unoriginal and know nothing about spinal cord injuries."