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Joke of the Day
"Who was Mobutu's father? Mobu One"
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"What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping? My zipper."
"Q: What do you call a white, poofy space alien? A: Martianmallow."
"What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight? Nananananananananana BATMAN!"
"Why does Saturday stink? Because it has a turd in it."
"What's the difference between funny jokes, and the jokes that make always make it big on reddit? Puns. Fuck puns."
"Ever heard of the undertaker who accidentally dug another body? He made a grave mistake."
"My wife said she wanted to have sex like in the movies.. ..so I fucked her in the arse and came on her face and in her hair. I guess we don't watch the same movies."
"Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles? He always gets stuck on 2 Across."
"Did you hear about the red tarmac that went around murdering people? It was a cycle-path."