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Joke of the Day

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 shot up a school"

"I had to steal this one... The best thing about 9/11 was my house climbed 2 spots in the world's tallest building ranks."

"How many frat brahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None- it's already lit, fam"

"Why don't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they take all the green cards. (friend at work told me this gem)"

"There was a party in my pants and only one guy came..."

"I was injured in a violent mugging this afternoon. On the plus side, I did make $23 and I think this old lady's watch looks really good on me."

"Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc."

"If a hungry shark is after you what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!"

"My dog used to chase after people on a bike so I took the bike away from him."

"What do you get if you cross a Fish and an Elephant? Swimming Trunks."