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Joke of the Day
"Let's turn this Pizza Hut into a pizza home."
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"I've got a 3D printer But it only prints pieces of paper."
"What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off."
"why was the 6 month old African baby crying? (updated) ""Cuz he just got dunked on!"""
"What is a pirates favorite article of clothing? His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me."
"Why did Sally cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt"
"TIL Diarrhea is hereditary It runs in your jeans"
"No I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at what I think of you."
"Moses opens his tablet. The notification says, ""You have 10 unread commandments'."
"The US Government"