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Joke of the Day
"Answer Penguins have knees ? :D"
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"an owl mistook my man bun for a sleeping hamster again today"
"Women are like leaves... Sometimes they fall out of trees and I've never had sex with one"
"Christmas these days is a lot like having sex the build up is great but when it finally comes, I regret spending all that money."
"Make it hurt nsfw A woman told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt so I fucked her twice and punched her in the face."
"How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk? When it's past your eyes."
"I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings... It's a complex complex complex."
"If you count a little kid on another kid's shoulders under a trench coat as two people, then I have had TWO boyfriends"
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands You really should upvote this joke because it never gets old"
"""Why is there music coming out of your printer?"" ""That will be the paper jamming again!"""