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Joke of the Day
"Answer Penguins have knees ? :D"
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"Opinions are like orgasms. I don't care if a woman has one."
"My phone won't let me be depressed. It autocorrected :( to :)"
"DNA What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA? [Kicked out of the zoo.](/spoiler)"
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink."
"What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor."
"I once heard this joke about corn It was a-maizeing"
"Best Buy: What's your street name? Me: FUNK MASTER FERG bia bia! Best Buy: No, the name of your street."
"I have been struggling with depression and thoughts of suicide but my friends have been very supportive... they insist that I go through with it."
"I'm wearing a tuxedo to work today in protest of casual Friday."