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Joke of the Day
"Women are like leaves... Sometimes they fall out of trees and I've never had sex with one"
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"Q: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? A: Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door."
"Why do you never see an elephant hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it."
"Two brothers wrote an exam. One got in, the other didn't. The one who didn't get in got in the second time. His TWIN chance was what got him in."
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"My father in law is one of those ""deep sigh until someone asks what's wrong"" kind of women."
"What do you call a black person that flies a plane? ...A pilot you racist piece of shit."
"Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation? To Palm Beach."
"When I die I really hope that as a ghost I can travel and not be stuck in one place. I have people to scare and some I want to see naked."
"when u r a responsible man so u finger ur throat to puke your beer up so u ain't 2 drunk 2 driver"