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Joke of the Day
"an owl mistook my man bun for a sleeping hamster again today"
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"A beer matt walks into a bar.. Drinks are on me!"
"Arrested Development is cool, but when is Netflix gonna bring back my Grampa?"
"Hunting should only be legal if the animals are allowed to use weapons as well. I just want to see a bear with a sniper rifle."
"She *blows into Nintendo cartridge* took *blows into Nintendo cartridge* the *blows into Nintendo cartridge* kids"
"I just noticed how high the prices were for the Adele concert So I said ""Heeeellloooooooo from the Parking loooooooooottt"""
"Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday."
"Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime."
"What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk? Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk? Diabetes"
"Retweet this and you'll go to heaven. Yes, the standards are now that low."