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Joke of the Day

"Whats the first word a swede says after its born? wouaaa wouaaa wu wu welcome refugees"

"I'm thinking of maybe giving up on my Olympic dream."

"Ellen Pao's husband"

"What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi? A Saudi"

"coining ""twoosh"", a contraction of tweet-swoosh. It's when your tweet hits exactly 140 characters sans editing. Nothing but net."

"Did you read the joke Hillary emailed to Obama? [deleted]"

"I don't understand why some snacks are ""fun-sized"", there's really nothing ""fun"" about having a smaller portion of food."

"""Holy shit, amazing!!!"" -Asian guy using fork for the first time"

"The older I get, the more I realize nobody is better than I am. Except people with statues of lions outside their house. They rule."

"I have a joke from Germany Just kidding, we have no sense of humor."