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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi? A Saudi"
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"[pet store] Um hi can I have 4 turtles & 1 rat Clerk: hah trying to make ur own ninja turtles dude Me:*hiding miniature sai and katana* n no"
"Do you think clouds look down on us and think, that ones shaped like an idiot."
"Apparently, 4 people die every year trying to put their pants on... - me, explaining to my (ex)boss why I went in with no pants"
"What do you call a bitchy oak? A country"
"10, 27, 28, 30, 32 walk into a bar... 10 says ""I'm drinking age, I swear!"" The bartender says ""Outlier!"""
"Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb? Everywhere."
"I'm excited to announce that I've officially stopped using drugs for fun and solely use them to deal with the unrelenting pain of existence!"
"A gay and a lesbian are going to the airport. Who gets there first? The lesbian. She got there lickity split while the gay guy was still packing his shit."
"When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway"