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Joke of the Day

"I have a joke from Germany Just kidding, we have no sense of humor."

"This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over. ""You got any I.D.?"" the patrolman asked."" ""'Bout what?"" the hillbilly replied."

"What do you get when you cross a Classical German composer with an erupting volcano? Baklava. (It came to me in a dream last night. I dunno man..)"

"Why don't they have driving lessons and sex ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia? They don't want to overwork the camel."

"What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages? Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American."

"Why do bald men have holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair."

"I once was wrestling a guy and had him in a lock but couldn't make him tap out. Sorry for the bad submission."

"Boy, are you a salad? Because I don't want you."

"Cashier: What does your tattoo say? Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say? Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am."

"Scientists have discovered a new way to get AIDS from toilets You sit down before the other man is done."