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Joke of the Day
"I have a joke from Germany Just kidding, we have no sense of humor."
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"Why do fishermen fish in north America? 'Cause they're all about that bass"
"Penn State has missed two extra points today which is weird because they are usually pretty consistent about doing the little things."
"*40 years pass* *finally thinks of a good joke* more like stink 182! ""grandpa what are you talking about"""
"JUDGE: put ur hand on this book and promise not to lie PERSON WHO IS IN COURT LITERALY FOR LYING ABOUT THINGS: uh...... ok"
"All these ""reposted"" jokes are not really reposted They are just procedurally generated"
"Mosquitoes... God's way of making us slap ourselves!!"
"There's a gay rights group suing the tobacco companies. Because they only sell straight-cut chew."
"-Houston, do you copy? -Houston, do you copy? -God damn it, Houston! -God damn it, Houston!"
"What looks ridiculous and is often spotted on top of an asshole? Donald Trump's Hair."