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Joke of the Day
"""Holy shit, amazing!!!"" -Asian guy using fork for the first time"
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"Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be cheetahs!"
"I got fired from the sewage plant And after all the shit I went through"
"My favorite clean joke: What do you do when you stub your toe? Call a toe truck."
"My coworker has inspirational quotes up in her cubicle and one of them says ""choose your destiny"" so I guess she plays Mortal Kombat too."
"Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life...!"
"Who takes the most drugs? The police."
"This tub of margarine doesn't believe it's me."
"I scream. You scream. We all scream. This fancy wine bars toilet gender signs were unclear."
"Drinking wine & throwing away photos of my ex. This is how Lifetime movies start."