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"first time posting a joke, go easy Sponge bob walks into the Krusty crab and finds mr crabs on the floor. ""Sponge bob, i need money."" Sponge bob turns around and yells ""call the Jews"""
"What's the worst part about eating out an 80 year old? Depends"
"How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb? None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!"
"My autobiography would just be a really long Taco Bell receipt."
"I eat slowly, so I can't ever live in Moscow. Everyone's Russian there."
"What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women."
"Which state serves the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota."
"What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch? Fowl ball."
"Do Asian Golf Crowds Ohhhh And Awwwww Better Than American Fans?"