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Joke of the Day
"What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed? Just out of Curiosity..."
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"There once was a man from Nantucket... ...who started a poem then said ""fuck it."""
"""Why does stuff like this always happen to me?"" - gay passenger on Titanic"
"Terrible one-liner I came up with while on autopilot at work. I'm not saying I'm a sex guru, but I know most of the ins and outs"
"In college a dirty $20 bill tried to have sex with me. I didn't have a condom so I declined because you never want to get Financial AIDS."
"So I just preordered a Jet Black IPhone.. Lol jk"
"Sex so bad, Taylor Swift breaks up with you and doesn't even write a song about it."
"What if the last episode of ""House"" reveals it's all been the dream of a kid with lupus?"
"Raise your hands if you just completed a gymnastics routine."
"A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""why the long face?"""